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Does anyone else obsessively try to keep their likes and post count balanced?

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benjpierce:

benjpierce:

it is 2014 why is it not legal to marry a song yet

because the bible says adam and eve not adam and mp3

(via zeafro)

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firearmsandfisticuffs:

remember when john said he hated con air and it was just too much character development for everyone to handle

(via kanaphiel)

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princessskittybot:

when the two characters you ship more than anything stand next to each other in official art

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(via kanaphiel)

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  • Baby: E-e
  • Mother: It's the baby's first word!
  • Baby: E-e.....e
  • Mother: Egg? Enjoy?
  • Baby: E-EVERYONE SHUT UP!!! We’ve called this conference to solve the world’s problems, not to fight about the problems of our past! And since I am the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we will follow my rules from here on out! Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit-chatting or side deals, and absolutely no going over the time limit! Now if you want to go, make sure you’re prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salutes of my country’s past!
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versace-anarchy:

basedheisenberg:

Every inch given to Government with the “best intentions”, paves a mile’s worth of road in hell.

BUT AT LEAST THE ROADS ARE GETTIN PAVED RIGHT?

(via mmmmbeefy96)

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  • baby: i- i-i-i- i-
  • mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
  • baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per se and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.
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sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

(via mmmmbeefy96)

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dontneedfeminism:

myreasonswhyihatetmblralot:

"I’M ON THE FEMINISM BANDWAGON."

I’m pretty sure this sums up a good chunk of tumblr feminists.

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8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

(via thecapitalistmanifesto)

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ding-ding-motherfuckers:

mssrsmoony:

youwinagainmoffat:

estpolis:

firemen:

i dont trust australians about anything honestly they take a piece of bread and put butter and sprinkles on it and call it a dessert

YOU FUCKING

DEEP FRY

ANYTHING

YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON

Still better than butterbreadsprinkles

it’s called fairy bread thank you very much

don’t you dare talk shit about fairy bread

who the fuck do you think you are

(via fvucking-countries)

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mrskittyforman:

if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it

(via kanaphiel)

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winkingdaisys:

nashaawest:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.

This is what’s wrong with Americas youth.

(via mygavelapproves)

Source: buzzfeed
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suddenlywolf:

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

(via mygavelapproves)

Source: suddenlywolf